Despite what my mother says, I am not an alcoholic. I do, however, like to spend countless hours teaching Japanese people (of all ages) how to mix cocktails. Most the time I dont know what Im talking about, or how to spell it, but no one has complained about their "White Russian" homework.I realize the amounts on the W.R. are a bit off, but it was a class of middle-aged housewives, so I let them have a little extra cream.
Oh, and besides the bad spelling, check out my disregard for capitalization rules. You all are just lucky Im not teaching you anything.
7 comments:
i know. you can quit drinking anytime.
you're not an alcoholic. alcoholics go to meetings.
is that snail a garnish?
I was going to say something witty about the snail too. But when I clicked on your comments box, I realise that Fern had beaten me to it.
If it wasn't Fern, I would probably be incensed at this point. Maybe even fucking incensed.
soymilk in a WR? That's just wrong.
Not all of us can handle lactose. Half a bottle of Kahlua, yes. But no dairy.
White Russians are so good for breakfast when you've been up all night on speed and E
Dude... can I take your class?
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