Saturday, March 22, 2008

Glug Glug

Despite what my mother says, I am not an alcoholic. I do, however, like to spend countless hours teaching Japanese people (of all ages) how to mix cocktails. Most the time I dont know what Im talking about, or how to spell it, but no one has complained about their "White Russian" homework.

I realize the amounts on the W.R. are a bit off, but it was a class of middle-aged housewives, so I let them have a little extra cream.

Oh, and besides the bad spelling, check out my disregard for capitalization rules. You all are just lucky Im not teaching you anything.

7 comments:

josh pincus is crying said...

i know. you can quit drinking anytime.

you're not an alcoholic. alcoholics go to meetings.

Fern said...

is that snail a garnish?

Afreud of Myself said...

I was going to say something witty about the snail too. But when I clicked on your comments box, I realise that Fern had beaten me to it.

If it wasn't Fern, I would probably be incensed at this point. Maybe even fucking incensed.

Mim said...

soymilk in a WR? That's just wrong.

Jeannette said...

Not all of us can handle lactose. Half a bottle of Kahlua, yes. But no dairy.

baggelboy said...

White Russians are so good for breakfast when you've been up all night on speed and E

Rebel said...

Dude... can I take your class?