Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Pizza Toppings, Yum! *puke*

These are ads from (seriously) the best pizza place in these parts of Japan. Most other Japanese pizzas are like eating cheese colored Play-Dough on crackers.



In the mood for avocado and pizza? No problem! And at Chicago pizza they don't even bother cutting the avocado into bite sized pieces! And don't forget the mayo lattice on top. The "L" size (American small) will set you back about $36.



At this point you're asking yourself, "What about corn? I dont consume nearly enough corn everyday." Don't worry. The above pizza includes corn, mayo, AND french fries! Fries on the side? Pffft. This is imitation American food, and everyone knows Americans just pile all their favorite foods into a trough and go at it.



And now a little something for the kids. The Tuna-Mayo mild is a pizza your 12 year-old will be begging to get at. It has everything those young finicky eaters crave: tuna, mayo, chunks of tomato, and CORN! YUM!

But seriously, I wish I had enough money to get one of these. And the Japanese skills to get it delivered to my apartment.

10 comments:

besudesu said...

barf

Rebel said...

Oh god... I knew I shouldn't have looked at the pictures. I made the mistake of eating pizza in Rayong once. ONCE... it was a double "cheese" pizza. I spent the night in the bathroom sicker than a dog.

The very idea of Asian pizza makes me nauseous now. =(

Rebel said...

and yet... I can't look away! It's so wrong. No one should be allowed to do that to a pizza!! It's so wrong... so very very wrong.

sarce said...

I love corn on pizza, something I learned to like in Germany. The other stuff, yuck. Can you buy yeast in the store because we could send you grandma's pizza dough recipe.

Jeannette said...

Yeah they have yeast here. That's a good idea, making my own pizzas!

Anonymous said...

I will have grandma email you the recipe, since you seem to have mastered baking.
Sarah
Tiffy says HI

LSL said...

Ah, good times. Don't miss Potato Country sytle. My total fave and veggie, too. And I could totally order pizza to be delivered to my house. You're so much smarter than me there - you can do it. Try! Pizza just a phone call away again!

Tofusquirrel said...

yummy!

Lulu LaBonne said...

That's nothing - go to Budapest, they put carrot on their pizza.

MiyaSohoza said...

Wow, thats so icky. I'm not sure how I stumbled across your blog, but I have been snickering for the past hour as I sift through your posts. (really should be working...) And I would be happy to repay you with a stash of goodies from the states if you are in need of anything! =)