Gifts

Japanese strawberries are the best. And most expensive.

Look what I found today.

Motto Freezes Everything

paper plates, Pez..

There is a guy sitting across from me on the train, at this very moment, reading an English John Grisham novel. The way he's holding it it is impossible for me not to notice, and not to assume he speaks English.
Am I supposed to say something to him? Am I the genki gaijin who'll make his night by asking, "Good book?"
Because I just finished a terrible day of work, I'm tired, there are black circles under my eyes, and Ive never been one who enjoys talking to people.

Engrish

I'm sick of having to draw on all the toilet paper just to sanitize.

AdCents.

I sold out. I ruined the internet for everyone. I added Google's advertising program to my blog yesterday. I'm still not rich. If you look down the right-hand column you'll see Ads by Google. Did you know if you click on one of the ads right now I'll receive a penny? I promise, it works, try it out.

Actually, I don't know if it works. Technically I'm not allowed to click the ads to see if it'll work. If I could do that, it'd be like having a magic pocket that I can pull a penny out of anytime. I'd just stand in line at the grocery store, paying for my expensive, double ply, flowery, soft toilet paper, one-cent-at-a-time. That would be awesome.

But I cant! So you should! It's been one whole day and my balance is still zero.

I'm thinking of adding those ads to the end of every email, maybe to my Facebook and MySpace account, and maybe I can even figure out a way to attach the ads to my hoodie, so strangers on the train can click me for a penny.

Raz-chan trying to act cool with Flat Hamster.